February 2012
33 posts
“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via darth-lol)
pikajew-:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
guys
oh wow
so like
<— went to school for 13 years still doesn’t know how to articulate
When I think about books I touch my shelf.
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
“People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have.”
– Jon Stewart (via deathofadollmaker)
QUEERING THE GAME OF LIFE: Ways Gender-Privileged... →
meeca:
(This list will be forever in-progress. Please add on as you see fit).
Challenge sexist jokes, such as dumb blonde jokes or jokes about rape.
Avoid using words such as “bitch”, “hoe”, “slut.”
Recognize when you “zone out” when women are speaking, when you value a man’s opinion…
“I will remember your small room, the feel of you, the light in the window, your...”
– Charles Bukowski (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)
“Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are...”
– (via thirdw0rld)
“You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry,...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via bookmania)
“People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good...”
– Lemony Snicket (via aqua-fuck)
“The most violent element in society is ignorance.”
– Emma Goldman (via aqua-fuck)
“If you care about something you have to protect it – If you’re lucky enough to...”
– John Irving (via aqua-fuck)
January 2012
41 posts
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
“I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple...”
– John Green; The Fault in Our Stars (via fornowjustcarryon)
And I'll just snowball off of that. Fight Club.
“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and...”
– Lemony Snicket (via insulus)
Me: IT'S MY 111th BIRTHDAY!
Me: Stick it in the ground. It IS in the ground!
Me: It's in an envelope here on the mantle. No...no...wait...it's here in my pocket.
Me: It's mine. My own. My Precious. "It's been called that before but not by you!"
Me: BILBO BAGGINS! Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks!
Me: Is it secret?! Is it safe?!
Chris:
Chris:
Chris:
Me: Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Best SOPA post ever
quereeee:
peregrint:
kasienkanikki:
nasty-man:
OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST ONE
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
omfg this is epic
“I exist as I am, that is enough, If no other in the world be aware I sit...”
– Walt Whitman (via abrasive)
The government tries to pass numerous bills that directly contradict our rights
Everyone: It's not important. Who cares about politics?
The government tries to censor the internet
Everyone: ARE YOU SHITTING ME SOMEONE TELL ME I AM ON PUNK'D THIS IS NOT HAPPENING HOW MANY PETITIONS CAN I SIGN THIS IS BABY BACK BULLSHIT I AM CALLING MY LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE AND LETTING THIS BITCH HAVE A PIECE OF MY MIND
